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%1 Today is the first day of the rest of your life!
%2 Nobody ever got fired for buying IBM!
%3 How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
... none - it's a hardware problem!
%4 Politicians make strange bedfellows.
%5 Organization is the enemy of improvisation.
%6 Life's a beach!
%7 Sometimes ya just gotta say "what the heck!"
%8 For the best advise, simply consult 3 old people.
%9 There are only 3 ways to get something done:
1) Do it yourself
2) Hire someone to do it
3) Forbid your kids to do it
%10 Those who can`t do, teach. Those who can`t teach, administrate.
%11 Programmers do it better!
%12 Accountants say 2 things in life are for certain: death and taxes
What a morbid outlook on life!
%13 The world is coming to an end ... please log off
%14 Seit's Law of Higher Education:
The one course you need for graduation is not offered your last semester.
%15 When all else fails, read the documentation!
%16 Quien mucho abarca poco aprieta. (Grab much, gain little.)
%17 There's little worse than being peerless in a peer-review system.
%18 If little else, the brain is an educational toy.
%19 Internal consistency is more highly valued than efficiency.
%20 - It won`t work.
%21 Always draw your curves then plot the readings.
%22 Anything free is worth what you pay for it.
%23 Jargon is used as a means of succeeding by not simplifying.
%24 An idea is not responsible for the people who believe in it.
%25 Thoreau says...Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.
%26 Voltaire says...Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.
%27 An honest politician is one who, when bought, stays bought.
%28 Massachusetts has the best politicians money can buy.
%29 Monday is a hard way to spend one-seventh of your life
%30 When your work speaks for itself, don`t interrupt.
%31 Variables won`t; constants aren`t.
%32 Interchangable devices won`t.
%33 The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up!